but I can’t get them off of M.J.!!!

and I will need to be to wear it! HA! Thanks Tasha…it’s stunning.

The hubby found this cute little article that provides 10 ideas to help strengthen your marriage. I particularly like the suggestion that when you’re fed up with your spouse you should imagine them doing whatever they are doing …but as a five year old! Awww how cute! JHA is such a precocious lil bastard! For [...]

Carol, you are letting me down girl! How could a woman so in tune with the baby couture miss this one? The hubby discovered this Wall Street Journal article about jeans that will flatter even the poofiest of diapers. Ava Lane, a smiley two-year-old who lives in Deland, Fla., has four pairs of skinny jeans. [...]

shit just got real! Here is the unbedazzled butt floss that I will be wearing with my new hooker shoes. Mom…if you are reading this…COVER YOUR EYES!!!!!!!

I have never posted an ab shot before because I have no business posting ab shots. But Holy. Frikkin. Hell. I do believe something is poking out!

Turns out that the woman who is bedazzling my butt floss is training one of my reader’s wives. I believe we figured this out because Mike was discussing my hooker shoe blog post with his wife’s trainer who was practicing posing at the gym while wearing her hooker shoes.  They realized that they both knew [...]

I just got back from a crazy good 90 minute bike ride through the woods and one of the songs that popped up on my ipod was a song that I think is open to a few different interpretations. My take on the lyrics… or at least my take on them today is that my [...]

I have officially lost my mind. I am sitting here on my couch with the hubby watching Fox News Sunday sipping on some java. We just had a very serious discussion about whether or not these are tax deductible. Does it get any more surreal? Hmmmm. Just wait till you see my bedazzled dental floss. [...]

So I guess he really thinks I should blog it! Anyways…JHA came across a great article in “City Journal” entitled “Egg on Their Faces: Government dietary advice often proves disastrous.” JHA knows how ridiculous I think the FDA’s recommended food pyramid is. In my mind it is bass ackwards and it encourages people to eat [...]