So I just found out this morning that the Mayor of Crazy Town has bestowed upon me an award, a major award. It’s almost as good as putting the soft glow of “electric sex” on my living room table for all of my neighborhood to see! lol. But who wants a sexy leg lamp when you can have the Sugar Doll Award?!

So now I guess it would be appropriate for me to thank my insanely entertaining family and friends who have supplied me with hundreds of crazy ideas for blogging. So thank you all! I hope you know who you are.

Now, I believe I am supposed to:

1. Thank the person who gave it to me!
2. Share 10 things about myself
3. Pass the award along to 10 bloggers who I have recently discovered and who I think rock!
4. Contact the bloggers and let them know I’ve picked them for the award.

Well I will hit the first two now and come back later after I have had some more coffee. I am NOT a morning person but I am so damn excited about my award that I had to thank Tracy from over at Crazy Town for making my week before I have even poured myself a cup of Joe. So THANK YOU so much girlie.

Now, ten things about me.

1. I never use toenail clippers.

2. I am afraid of ceiling fans.

3. I would gladly make an ass out of myself at a party if it would help make someone else feel comfortable.

4. I hate ordering pizza.

5. I have great feet despite not using toenail clippers.

6.I can’t remember birthdays or other people’s children’s names.

7. I don’t like going to movie theaters because I have to pee too much.

8. I can fly small planes and I have once killed a deer with a cessna. ( No…it was not a reindeer.)

9. My closest friend is a guy who is married to a woman who makes imprints of her babies ass for Father’s Day and facebooks pictures of her homemade popsicles. He found himself a winner there. Total doll.

10. I am a closet shy person. Shhhhh! Don’t tell anyone!

Now I promise by the end of the day I will have completed my mission and will pick my ten fellow bloggers….so stay tuned!