Archive for June, 2010

Bald baby no more!

The same girlfriend responsible for the breast milk popsicles and baby ass imprints has introduced me and God knows how many other women to the world of baby toupees… “small wigs for small people.” I shit you not. I swear…I should just hand this blog over to her. .

I get by with a lil’ help from my friends.

I spent an absolutely glorious seventy degree and sunny day at the playground with my little nudniks and a neighbor friend. We packed a picnic, played for hours, went for ice cream and sang Britney Spears songs at the top of our lungs in the car with the roof open. Here’s a pic of poor [...]

LOL cat that actually made me LOL!

Having done Weightwatchers for about a year…this cat just kills me. This basically sums up my entire WW experience.

“The Case Against Happiness.”

Tony Woodlief at The Atlantic wonders whether a parent’s happiness is overrated. Or maybe we are just happy inĀ  a different way? Do children make our lives more difficult? Yes. Do children make some things like traveling, shopping or dating a pain in the ass? Yes. Do children sometimes throw our lives off track for [...]

I’m a sugar doll!

So I just found out this morning that the Mayor of Crazy Town has bestowed upon me an award, a major award. It’s almost as good as putting the soft glow of “electric sex” on my living room table for all of my neighborhood to see! lol. But who wants a sexy leg lamp when [...]

Putting the insomnia debate to rest!

It seems like every article I have ever read about insomnia has said that if you just resolve the problem that is causing the insomnia like anxiety, pain or stress that you should be able to return to a normal sleeping schedule. I have seen even more articles claiming that, even if there is some [...]

Food and meds don’t mix?

Just when us postpartum moms think we have our meds and diets all sorted out…the medical establishment throws us another curveball. The Wall Street Journal reports that some foods may effect how your medications will be absorbed and metabolized by your body. I’ve heard anecdotal evidence about how the absorption of some psychotropic medications like [...]

BBing progress!

Okay…well I’ve talked enough about my adventures in the gym…but now I have proof. I have caught my sneaky sadistic trainer on camera and I also got a few shots of myself! I am also proud to say that I squatted 170 pounds for an ugly set of 5 yesterday. Woo hoo! And yeah yeah…I [...]

BUTTerfly plate!

Okay…I thought I had seen it all when a friend of mine posted up pics of her breast milk popsicles but she has outdone herself with this one. Here is an impression of her baby’s butt just in time for Father’s Day. TOO cute.

The child is afraid of lint…

but thinks these bugs are “so cuuuuute!!!”

H Miracle
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