I just discovered the blog of a hilarious woman with whom I could definitely see myself playing “tequila pong” and swapping stories about the true identities of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Today she discusses her breasts on what turns out to be Boobquake Day in a post entitled “Boobquake: The Reckoning.”
I’m tempted to make a joke here about how my boobs couldn’t move anything, unless I was hanging upside down, topless, in which case they might move a bit of a breeze with their reckless flapping, but I’m making a concerted effort to stay positive about my body, especially since I was provoked to rage and snarkery by a comment made Jillian Michaels, which is evidence, I think, of some sensitivity on my part. I still stand by my argument about why I was provoked, but I didn’t need to be quite so pissy about it. I feel a little badly about that. And I’m trying to not take it out on my boobs.
Seeing as how one of my main goals in bodybuilding is to bench press Jillian Michaels I think me and the bad mom would get along famously. So I’m going to keep an eye on what seems to be an incredibly entertaining blog!